Live Up to Your New Appraisal

I was watching the Antiques Road Show. An elderly man was standing with what looked like an old dresser. It was a small thing. He wondered if it had any value. The expert appraiser began by asking, “What do you do with it?” This old fellow in floppy jeans and threadbare shirt replied, “I set…

The Clay Culprit

When I was in the first grade, Mrs. Summers brought a large square bag of modeling clay to school. We were given some clay and everyone tried to make something. I made a camel, and Mom put that camel in her nativity for the rest of her life. Mrs. Summers put the clay on the counter…